Deer Madam,

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore .
Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes,
I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.



I am a soiled son from inside Lahore.
I am nice and big, six foot tall, and six inches long.
My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly.
I am playing hardly also.
Especially I like cricket, and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller.
Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.
Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.


I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone.
I am jolly. I am gay.
Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.
I am always giving respect to the ladies.
I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits.
I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.


Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything.
Daily I am pumping and pumping.
If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb
belles in the Jim.


I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.



What to do ? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That
is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house
and take my things into your hand.


If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
very hard every day.
In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim.


If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press
you and press you until you come.
So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking
up with lots of hope.


I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.


Expecting soon


Yours and only yours
Choudhary Warraich, born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore-PAKISTAN