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Letter from pakistan
Written By: owinojesse
Category: Blogging | Key words:
Date: 2009-06-19 04:50:26 | Views: 276

Deer Madam,

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore .
Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes,
I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Lahore.
I am nice and big, six foot tall, and six inches long.
My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly.
I am playing hardly also.
Especially I like cricket, and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller.
Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.
Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone.
I am jolly. I am gay.
Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.
I am always giving respect to the ladies.
I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits.
I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.

Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything.
Daily I am pumping and pumping.
If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb
belles in the Jim.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.

What to do ? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That
is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house
and take my things into your hand.

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
very hard every day.
In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim.

If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press
you and press you until you come.
So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking
up with lots of hope.

I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon

Yours and only yours
Choudhary Warraich, born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore-PAKISTAN

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When and where is why?
Written By: owinojesse
Category: Life | Key words: Kenya, development, peace, diversity,
Date: 2009-03-01 07:34:47 | Views: 1978

I have just finished with lots of what is called preliminary. it is the things that you do when one seeks to complete some task that they value as really important. with the preliminary one works so hard to complete well such that one is left with a task that appears easy but in principle it is not.

such is the gist of this country, we have passed some thresholds that appeared hard and the rest of the work appeared easy but where are we?

hence i asked why because the thresholds are always necessary abd life demands we cross bridges but from that, life also demands we look to the other side before we cross such that the purpose isn't lost.

I hope and pray for integration of the totality of our purpose such that we can remaiin disintegrated but let the nation move forward in a way thats better for all of us. for true we dont need to all love the same colours, food and places but we all need to want peace development and a true and ferevt chance to make alot of our present and our future.

I love Kenya

and may God Bless this nation's people

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My Kenya Music Week Experience
Written By: Foxxy
Category: Music | Key words:
Date: 2008-12-19 02:12:07 | Views: 3251

My Kenya Music Week Experience

Written by Abraham Mariita, Jamati Entourage - Kenya | Posted Tuesday, December 16, 2008 |

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I had been counting months, days, and hours to, The Kenya Music Week (KMW), which kicked off the nation’s greatest music industry show. KMW brought together musicians, producers, promoters, distributors, consumers and other stakeholders in this industry.

I could not help but notice the diversity of the attendance as young, old, locals and tourists all gathered with one common interest - music. Usikatsie ngoma, (don’t interrupt the music) was the slogan for the fifth edition of the Kenya music week (KMW).

The event began in 2004, when industry players sought to bring stakeholders together to promote local music, consult and seek avenues to eradicate music piracy. It was also a way of showcasing local talent which included artists, Achieng Abura, Big pin and DNG who had all won Kora awards. The awards were also established to promote African Artists and their works internationally and to unite Africa and the Diaspora through music and the arts.

As awards continued to come out of the East African region, the meeting point was now at the KMW in Westlands, Nairobi. During this year’s event, exhibitors from Kijiji records caught my attention with their display of awards won by their artistes including Kanji and Astar, 2008 Kora Award nominees alongside Nameless and Wahu the 2008 MTV MAMA Awards winner, while Eric Wainaina was represented by his promoter The Rainmaker.

Kenya’s finest production labels ranging from Jomino entertainment, Gatwich Records, Metta Media, Starr Records, Penya, Media Base productions, Tamasha and Kipawa Music LTD, were amongst the over 50 exhibitors present at the KMW. The opportunity to mingle with the beautiful faces and extensive PR, left me breathless and in the hall which was the perfect place. I was made practically blind when massive speakers I was leaning against began to vibrate. The stage performances had begun and the once empty hall was now full.

I managed to step on some shoes as I and other members of the fourth estate pushed through the crowd to get the best view of the heated podium. After watching upcoming artists perform in the packed hall, I can promise that more awards are going to come from here - putting mainstream artistes on notice of the competition to follow.

“I highly appreciate local talent and I have enjoyed this year’s event”, said Jacky who was enjoying the performance. “Its great”, said Angie, with added facial expression. I could not help but notice the her satisfaction, as a visitor to the event. Despite economic effects following last year’s post election violence and the global economic crisis, visitors still streamed in to buy merchandise from their favorite artists and/or get autographs.

“We have had less exhibitors and visitors as compared to last year, this is just reflecting how the year has been with the entire financial crisis, but despite that the event has been successful and we are looking forward to a greater event next year”, Said Mike Strano, Director Kenya Music Week.

Other than recording labels and musicians, Trint Music academy was also present as well as , Tattoo sites and local radio stations. I was able to attend a forum, inside, the think tanks of the industry. Yes, there were serious people from the music industry discussing issues that affect their specific areas.

The Music Copyright Society (MCSK) was on hand to address the issue of adding levy on audio recording equipment and blank carrier. It was evident that Kenya was one of the few countries which authorizes copying of music for personal use, which the MCSK disagrees with.

Through Maurice, chairman MCSK, they wanted copyright owners to be compensated through the levy of audio recording equipment and blank carrier. As I walked home alone later that evening, everyone could see me grinning from ear to ear, complete with music albums in hands. Until next year!

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IDPs Of Kenya
Written By: John Kamau
Category: News and Politics | Key words:
Date: 2008-11-21 04:27:01 | Views: 3305

It is a wonder now that after more than ten months after post poll violence, we still have internally diplaced people in idp camps. It is like no one cares whether these people live or die. No one. If you listen to those who instigated the violence as they discuss the Waki report, You realise they are not the least sorry for the suffering they caused these people. Even for other leaders to talk about forgiving the culprits and no one minds whether the victims are given justice or not. We all know that the Waki commision was mandated to make findings about whether the violence was premeditated or it was trigered by the poll results. There had been rumuors that the violence was planned earlier but was planned to happen during and after elections so as to desguise it as election related chaos. It is now evident that these leaders have realised Waki has come across evidence that shows the role they played in the clushes and now are crying wolf. They condem Waki's report for they fear that it is their names which are contained in the envelope given to Kofi Annan. If Waki had not added International Criminal Court in his recommendations, probably they would have just dissmised it as another report destined to rot on the shelves of state house as many others have. But this one has a different angle in it. Because Waki has experience with what has been happenning to other reports, he made sure his was one of its own. One whose recommendations could be applied. This has sent a confusion to the political arena for Kenyan politicians realise what happened to politicians like Milosevich of Yugoslavia and Tailor of Liberia. My question to Kibaki is, Did you appreciate the way the idps participated in voting for you? Why then have you negleced them? You have the army, the police and any other force under your command what is so hard about using them to settle the idps back to their pieces of land.

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My Birthing Cow
Written By: John Kamau
Category: Pets and Animals | Key words:
Date: 2008-11-21 03:13:33 | Views: 2176

On Friday, 7th, November, my cow gave birth to a heifer. When I arrived home from work, my children were excited as they told me how it was in the process of calving though it had refused to lay down as should be while calving. After inquiring, I learned that it had been standing for sometime with the fore legs of the calve and head protruding from the back. When I saw the calve which had started to come out but now could no longer do so due to the standinding posture, I realised I had to assist the cow to calve. I asked my eldest son who is now 13 to bring a piece opf rope from the house so that I could tie the cow to one side of the zero grazzing pen. After tethering it, I held the protiruding fore legs of the moving out calve. I slowly methodically pulled the calf and out it came. The animal had a sac with fluids hanging from its birth canal, which helps in pulling out the placenta. Within 20 minutes, it fell to the ground to my reliefe since placenta removal is a very crucial. This is because, it may kill an animal if it fails to come out. If also it comes out and accidentally there is no opne nerby, it may feed on it which will make it reduce milk yield. There was alot of joy at home because now milk had come and we have an additional cow. What surprised me was after a week, when I went to the pen, I found an object hanging from its birth canal. I could see it was part of placenta which I hand believed to have come out. I started asking my self questions and giving myself answers to questions which had failed to get answers before then. For the cow had been very dull since it had given birth. Its appetite had drastically reduced and this was worrying me very much. It dawned on me that when it dropped the placenta, the placenta did not come out fully. Actually, it broke in halve with one part remaining in the womb. The piece which was not too big was bothering it to the point of loosing appetite. It was a miracle that the piece came out. After that the cow has now recovered its appetite.

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