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My dog.
Written By: John Kamau
Category: Writing and Poetry | Key words: Royal Submissive
Date: 2008-08-21 08:09:46 | Views: 1043

My dog Tommy was very submissive. It was a female dog which was courageous. Though she was not huge she never faered other dogs however big. I reared her when I was eleven years old. She died whe I was already twenty.

Tommy had learned what I wanted and would do everytihing to please. I remember I reared rabbits and she would always run away whenever a rabbit would go towards its direction. One time I was away from home on a school holiday, and when I came back, my cousins told me how Tommy used to chase rabbits whenever they were outside. They only were safe by jumping into their hutch. But when I tested to see if Tommy could chase them, my cousins were suprised to see Tommy running away from them. That is when I realised that I was realy a master who could be respected.

Tommy was very agressive at night. She would guard our home against intruders. I woul always come out to encourage her to be more agressive.

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my school days are over
Written By: owinojesse
Category: Writing and Poetry | Key words:
Date: 2008-01-23 22:42:03 | Views: 717

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class
one
day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the
chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the
class.

She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"

"Well teacher, I just saw your petticoat."

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for
three
days."

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten
to
title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.
Suddenly

there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly
turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy?"

"Well miss, I just saw part of your panties."

Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is
more severe,"I don't want to see you for three weeks."

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around
again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of
laughter

from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny
leaving

the classroom.

"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.

"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"

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KEEP TRYING
Written By: Nyanchoka
Category: Writing and Poetry | Key words: support
Date: 2007-12-20 05:13:51 | Views: 1090

To give up on your dreams, because one didnt come true.

To loose faith in prayers, because one was not answered....

To give up on your efforts, because one of them failed...

To condemn all your friends because one betrayed you...

Not to believe in love, because one was unfaithful or didnt love you back...

To throw away all your chances of happiness, because you failed on your first attempt,

I hope as you go your way, you dont give into madness...

Another chance may come up.

Another friend,

A new love,

A renewed strength.

A pillar of support

Be persistent, look for happiness in everyday,

The sure path to failure is to give up.

It is often through failure that future success comes.

Keep trying.

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IS'NT IT IRONIC ALL WE DO IS PLATONIC.
Written By:
Category: Writing and Poetry | Key words: rebellion
Date: 2007-12-15 06:46:27 | Views: 2474

tHe Title is an indepth potrayal of phsycological moods the author has over the whole 2.0television issue.schizophrenia is dilute & lacking in persona in tis field.

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THE KIKAMBA ALPHABET
Written By: owinojesse
Category: Writing and Poetry | Key words: kaoz
Date: 2007-12-06 21:08:53 | Views: 870

1. A FOR HUNDERWEAR(Underwear)

2. B FOR Mbushit(Bullshit)

3. C FOR CEENAKI(Snake)

4. D FOR NDAMBILIU(W)

5. E FOR HEATING(Eating)

6. F FOR FANJINA(Vagina)

7. G FOR NGONJIAS(Gorgeous)

8. H FOR ONI(Horny)

9. I FOR ICCUPS(Hiccups)

10. J FOR NJUIS(Juice)

11. K FOR KINO

12. L FOR LEMBO(Label)

13. M FOR MBULO(Bro)

14. N FOR NGILINI(Green)

15. O FOR HOMBIT(Orbit)

16. P FOR FACKING(Parking)

17. Q FOR KWININE(Quinine)

18. R FOR LAIS(Rice)

19. S FOR SONJA(Soldier)

20. T FOR TOMU(Tom)

21. U FOR YULINO(Urinal)

22. V FOR FENGETEMBOS(Vegetables)

23. W FOR SII "D"(See D)

24. X FOR ENZEL(Excel)

25. Y FOR WHAE(Why)

26. Z FOR NZEKISI(Sexy

No pun intended for my neighbours

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