Late one night in the capitol city a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the
path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a U.S. Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
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A group of mathematicians and a group of engineers weretaking a train to attend a joint conference.
Each of the mathematicians had a ticket, but only one of the engineers did. The mathematicians were
snickering about this when one of the engineers returned to the car and shouted, "Conductor's coming!"
All of the engineers hurried back and crammed into a restroom, and when the conductor came by, he knocked on the door
and said,"Ticket please." The engineer with the ticket passed it under the door, and the conductor punched it
and returned it. After the conductor left, all the engineers came piling out, and the mathematicians sat there in amazement.
On the return trip the mathematicians decided to do the same thing, so they only purchased one ticket amongst them.
This time,none of the engineers had a ticket. The mathematicians were snickering again, when an engineer
ran in the car and said "Conductor's coming." All of the mathematicians piled into one restroom and all
of the engineers into another. The last engineer in knocked on the restroom of mathematicians and said,
"Ticket, please." He then took the ticket and joined the rest of the engineers.
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what to doWhen she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When she say's that she like's you [ she really does more than you could understand ] When she grab's at your hands [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tell's you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes [ dont look away until she does ] When she misses you [ she's hurting inside ] When you break her heart [ the pain never really goes away ] When she says its over [ she still wants you to be hers ] When she repost this bulletin [ she wants you to read it ] - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you.
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Whats happening to East Africa?...............

Picture: Daily Nation Mon 21 Jan 08
Who is at the African cup of Nations?............... The cup matches kicked of yesterday as it was noted that many local TV stations will not be airing live matches from Ghana because of the high prices invoked 4 airing.
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