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Letter from pakistan
Written By: owinojesse
Category: Blogging | Key words:
Date: 2009-06-19 04:50:26 | Views: 1115

Deer Madam,

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore .
Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes,
I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.



I am a soiled son from inside Lahore.
I am nice and big, six foot tall, and six inches long.
My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly.
I am playing hardly also.
Especially I like cricket, and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller.
Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.
Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.


I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone.
I am jolly. I am gay.
Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.
I am always giving respect to the ladies.
I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
That is how nice I am.
I am not having any bad habits.
I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.


Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything.
Daily I am pumping and pumping.
If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb
belles in the Jim.


I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.



What to do ? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That
is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house
and take my things into your hand.


If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
very hard every day.
In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim.


If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press
you and press you until you come.
So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking
up with lots of hope.


I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.


Expecting soon


Yours and only yours
Choudhary Warraich, born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore-PAKISTAN



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Serena Williams Opens Secondary School In Kenya......
Written By: Foxxy
Category: Blogging | Key words:
Date: 2008-11-20 04:43:09 | Views: 2660

Serena Williams Opens Secondary School In Kenya

Written by Abraham Mariita, Jamati Entourage - Kenya | Posted Saturday, November 15, 2008 | 0 Comments

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The world’s #2 female tennis player Serena Williams has made a visit to Kenya. On her three day tour she officially opened a School named after her and built through her charity work, in Makueni District, southeast of Nairobi.

In her statement, Serena said that she was honored and grateful that a school had been named after her. The Serena Williams Secondary School is her first charity project in Kenya, and she says she will be doing more in the future.  The school comes complete with a computer lab courtesy of  Hewlett Packard.

Accompanied by her mother and younger sister, Serena arrived in Kenya on the evening of Thursday, November 13th 2008 to unveil her plans.  While in Kenya, Serena and family will also be visiting Sadili Oval sports club, where she will train young tennis players.  During her courtesy call to Prime Minister Raila Odinga, Williams stated that; “It is an honor to visit and open a school in Kenya. Education is important and its what led to Barack Obama being the president of United States of America and actually having his father come from Kenya.”



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In the times
Written By: owinojesse
Category: Blogging | Key words: news, kenya
Date: 2008-10-24 05:26:23 | Views: 1913

in the time i have been away i have been away i have realised that i did not have to bea regular news watcher/listener to be able to know what is happening. i realised that i had made a great decision because  i feel better and rejuvenated and the clips i got on the weekends that i forced myself to inquire have still a bad taste.

our news almost sounds horror complete other than other sideshows.

are these the times we pull of interest and get to the task of putting food on our tables regardless of how sad and real the situation is?

i feel exposed because i think that we should not move forward individually but together! how we do that i leave for you who are experts to tell me what did i miss?



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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS!
Written By: jedzo
Category: Blogging | Key words:
Date: 2008-05-27 02:29:19 | Views: 8666


 

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
 
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
 
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
 
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
 
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
 


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Kenya Hakuna matata...heeheh!
Written By: otuonick
Category: Blogging | Key words: Kenya, South Africa chaos,
Date: 2008-05-23 01:04:05 | Views: 6355

Whats up 2.0ers...

Who was in Cani...???

Well, after my break in for a week missing out on the world around me, reading the papers and listening to the news about South Africans going on a rampage over the last few days makes me feel all cold inside knowing that out here in the big wide world nothing has changed.

Last week all the internally displaced Kenyans were asked to return home (and very kindly given an armed escort - just in case they decided they did not wish to return to their burnt homes and ravaged farms).

The civil service was put onto the list of "Who will we steal money from in order to afford the compulsory armed escort to take the internally displaced home?", along of course with the army.

Our government very kindly donated this money to the IDPs (Internally Displaced Persons), and made sure only to take it from those with a salary below the $300 per month line, so that all those above that line - such as of course the MPs who desperately need their cash (in order to have those smashing homecoming parties of their own!), and so therefore all those with the salaries of the $10,000 minimum PLUS expenses per month - didn't have theirs touched.

Like to keep it fair and equal in the government you know. If you've got nothing in life, then best give some of that away to those with less than nothing and then the big boys can sleep better at night!


What I really DO NOT understand is how the hell these people can seriously think that all Kenyans are that unfazed by this whole divide. Surely over the month of January, it became very obvious to everyone - including the outside world - that Kenyans are very unhappy with their lot and this incredible divide we have of the 'haves' and the 'have nots' has to come to an end, and solutions have to be worked out to lessen this gap. But no, imagine after all that bloodshed our politicians have the audacity to sweep it under the carpet pretty quick smart, blame it on someone else, and then get on with "Business As Usual"......

Why are we taking this???



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