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Written By: otuonick
Category: l | Key words: zimbabwe, mugabe, AU
Date: 2008-06-30 23:14:34 | Views: 556

Well, Zimbabwe went to the polls yet again today to vote for their, er, "candidate of choice", in the Presidential run off.

The competition was fierce, Mugabe was quietly confident and expressed hope for a clear majority. The voters rushed to the polling stations, (mostly with men in uniform carrying guns chasing them, which meant rushing was definitely in order), and those that tried their best NOT to go to the polls were persuaded otherwise with rather large rungus and machetes!

So there we have it, Mugabe's idea of a smooth run off, in which he is the ONLY candidate and chances are rather high (apparently), that he shall be declared the outright winner before the weekend is over ..........

AND THAT PEOPLE, IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS "DEMOCRACY" IN ZIMBABWE.



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Written By: nico
Category: Friends | Key words:
Date: 2008-05-29 06:45:55 | Views: 3470



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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS!
Written By: jedzo
Category: Blogging | Key words:
Date: 2008-05-27 02:29:19 | Views: 3485


 

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
 
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
 
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
 
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
 
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
 


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Kenya Hakuna matata...heeheh!
Written By: otuonick
Category: Blogging | Key words: Kenya, South Africa chaos,
Date: 2008-05-23 01:04:05 | Views: 3616

Whats up 2.0ers...

Who was in Cani...???

Well, after my break in for a week missing out on the world around me, reading the papers and listening to the news about South Africans going on a rampage over the last few days makes me feel all cold inside knowing that out here in the big wide world nothing has changed.

Last week all the internally displaced Kenyans were asked to return home (and very kindly given an armed escort - just in case they decided they did not wish to return to their burnt homes and ravaged farms).

The civil service was put onto the list of "Who will we steal money from in order to afford the compulsory armed escort to take the internally displaced home?", along of course with the army.

Our government very kindly donated this money to the IDPs (Internally Displaced Persons), and made sure only to take it from those with a salary below the $300 per month line, so that all those above that line - such as of course the MPs who desperately need their cash (in order to have those smashing homecoming parties of their own!), and so therefore all those with the salaries of the $10,000 minimum PLUS expenses per month - didn't have theirs touched.

Like to keep it fair and equal in the government you know. If you've got nothing in life, then best give some of that away to those with less than nothing and then the big boys can sleep better at night!


What I really DO NOT understand is how the hell these people can seriously think that all Kenyans are that unfazed by this whole divide. Surely over the month of January, it became very obvious to everyone - including the outside world - that Kenyans are very unhappy with their lot and this incredible divide we have of the 'haves' and the 'have nots' has to come to an end, and solutions have to be worked out to lessen this gap. But no, imagine after all that bloodshed our politicians have the audacity to sweep it under the carpet pretty quick smart, blame it on someone else, and then get on with "Business As Usual"......

Why are we taking this???



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MR. & MISS GHETTO 2008
Written By: Foxxy
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping | Key words:
Date: 2008-05-22 01:15:40 | Views: 3678

              MR. & MISS GHETTO 2008

 

              CELEBRATING PEACE WITH

                          GHETTO FM 99.9

 Audition

                      Date: 24th May 2008

                     Time: 9am-4pm

Venue: SIDAREC Social Hall (Pumuani, Majengo)

 

                          Main Event

                    Date: 7th June 2008

                    Time: 10am-4pm

                      Venue: Eastleigh Social Hall (Easleigh)

 

 

                                WELCOME!!!!!

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